Ingredients
A dash of truth
Two teaspoons of morphine
Two milligrams of lorazepam
A touch of scopolamine
Three cans of empathy
Instructions
Once the oven is hot with crisis,
Take an empty pot and mix truth,
Morphine, scopolamine, and for
Added flavor, lorazepam as needed.
Cover the ingredients with empathy,
Then let sit until ready—do not stir.
Serves: one